Season's Greetings

Hey everyone. In my haste to get things situated for Holiday week, I didn't have a chance to write and wish everyone a healthy, happy holiday season. So here it goes:

(arbitrary hip hop beat)
All my Christians in the house go "Jesus!"
JESUS!
Go "Merry Christ-mas!"
"Merry Christ-mas"

All My Jews in the house go "Happy Chunnukah!"
"Happy Chunnukah!"

Hold Up! Wait a minute! Don't forget to get the black power in it!
Lemme heer you go "Kwan-zaa"!
"Kwan-zaa!"

Now everybody go "New Year's... It's Right Here!"
"New Year's... It's Right Here!"
the end.

Here's to a safe, joyous, productive, and enlightening new year. If i don't see you before then, Happy New Year everyone. As Mr. Rodgers used to say, "You'll have things you'll want to talk about... I will too." Thanks for reading.
-Truth saying goodbye to 2005